Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
guys this is honestly my favorite self-referential lyrical progression
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you have a terrible tendency to get distracted and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.
Nobuyoshi Araki published “Sentimental Journey”, a book of pictures of his wife taken during their honeymoon. When she died a few years later, the Japanese photographer thought that those pictures were the most beautiful present he could ever had.
"shoot guys what do we do about the ladybugs and bunnies"
I saw this a few days ago, and the caption seemed cute and random. I had no idea it was a reference to anything. And then today I saw:
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry
…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck
i reblogged it before but then it got better
One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.
This girl is watching Kim Possible in class.